Submission (#1022) Approved

Well, if my username wasn't enough already (oringe you glad I didn't say bananorin???), here goes another:

Why was the little Orin so frazzled and galloping down the path with a piece of toast hanging out of their mouth?

They were late for their orintation

want another?

Two silly Orins were laughing and teasing each other at a sleepover.
One remarks, with a mouthful of marshmallows, "Yeah, well, I bet I could beat you in a sleeping competition!"
The other snorts, thwacks them upside the head with a pillow, and retorts "Oh yeah, maybe, IN YOUR *DREAMS!*"

I could come up with more, but being here all day would be bOrin and I'm feeling a bit disOrinented at the moment, so, thank you for your time already, heehee~